And I went down to the beach with Kikin and she told me about the history of Saint Lucia. She told me about a big hill where it was supposed if you sat there for 7 minutes, life would be perfect for you. No one had tried it, they thought it might be cursed instead, but I told her that the hill would be to late, so I gave it a go XD. So Kikin showed me the hill and I climbed up it, sat down, laid down...and I got up about 10 minutes later, Kikin wasn't there, she had gone to Mel's Tavern. So I went down the hill, tripped, rolled down the hill, ran into a tree and limped to Mel's. Damnit. I'm cursed!?!? >.< Oh well. It's life. Guagh.
*~Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?!