;# The Lili Song
11:30 PM ;# December 28, 2003

The Paws Wrote this for me...It's a bit insulting but a bit nice... :)

She climbs a tree

And scrapes her knee

Her dress has got a tear.

She waltzes on her way to B'n'Paws,

And whistles on the stair.

And underneath her wimple

She has curlers in her hair!

Lili's not a role model for the town,

She�s always late for school,

But her penitence is real.

She�s always late for everything,

Except for every meal.

I hate to have to say it

But I very firmly feel

Lili's not a role model to the town,

I�d like to say a word in her behalf.

Lili makes me laugh!

How do you solve a problem like Lili?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means Lili?

A flibberti gibbet!

A willo� the wisp!

A clown!

Many a thing you know you�d like to tell her,

Many a thing she ought to understand.

But how do you make her stay

And listen to all you say,

How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Lili?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I�m with her I�m confused

Out of focus and bemused,

And I never know exactly where I am.

Unpredictable as weather,

She�s as flighty as a feather,

She�s a darling,

She�s a demon,

She�s a lamb.

She�d out-pester any pest,

Drive a hornet from his nest,

She could throw a whirling dervish

Out of whirl.

She is gentle,

She is wild,

She�s a riddle.

She�s a child.

She�s a headache!

She�s an angel!

She�s a girl.

How do you solve a problem like Lili?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means Lili?

A flibberti gibbet!

A willo� the wisp!

A clown!

Many a thing you know you�d like to tell her,

Many a thing she ought to understand.

But how do you make her say,

And listen to all you say?

How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Lili?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

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